Phantasmagoria

Yesterday i had a dream (no this isn't the start of a Luther King speech). I slept in cause in my dream i was dreaming that i didn't have to go to work....why? i hear you cry. well you might want to know.

Dream: Me, Dan & Dan are driving to work from Carterton, we're driving down ashfield road. and i notice a rather large man in a red suit walking going round a corner at end of the road and it looks like he has a gun (9mm or some sort of automatic).
When the car goes round the corner i look at the man, and he shoots at the car! WHACK!
He's shot me in the neck....we carry on down the road and get to Lloyds bank where we pull up.
I take refuge in there with Geordie (Mark Henderson) who when he first see's us shouts "Wye ey man, wats gan on". The large man in the red suit has now made it to Carterton Town centre and is shooting at anything he see's, women, children, OAPs.
Next thing i know im in a hospital waiting room on a trolley-bed thing, and im watching Celebrity Come Dancing. And Dan W is on there and has just finished his routine, as the lady on the panel says. "i can't see past Dan or Rio winning the show this year". She is on about Rio Ferdinand as it is a footballer special.

Answers on a postcard please.

Last nights dream was that a load of us were playing golf, but i didn't have any clubs.....just and empty bag. And everytime i almost found some clubs to fill up my bag, somehow i wasn't allowed them or they had just been brought or taken. So i was running round trying to sort it out and catch up on the course with everyone. And by the time i did it. They'd all finished.

Answers on same postcard please.
(although i think this might be about trying to do too much and accomplishing nothing)

There be my dreams anyway peeps