True Story

So I heard this tale about a person house sitting a friends dog the other day and it made me laugh...

A couple go away to Dubai for a holiday and leave their quite old German Shepard dog at home and ask their friend if she can go round once a day and look after it for the week.

So on the 3rd day she goes round and finds the dog laying DEAD on the kitchen floor.

She rings the local vet, who says if she can get it to the surgery....he can put it in the morgue freezers until the owners are back and they can decide if they want to bury it or cremate it.

As it is only 2 tube stops away, and with no car. She bundles the pooch into a suitcase and makes her way to the tube station, as she is struggling up the stairs at the stop she needs, a helpful young man asks if she needs a hand with the case...she says thanks and as they are nearing the top of the climb, he asks what she has in the case.

Not wanting to look like a lady with a dog killing fetish...she thinks on her feet and says "oh its DJ-ing equipment for a party im going to". Awkward conversation averted. As they get the case to the top of the stairs, the young man BOLTS OFF with the case, thinking he has just stolen himself some DJ equipment.


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Morale of the story, never help ladies with their luggage (even if they are your girlfriend or relative) Thank you Sandy for this awesome story.