Darwin

Went to Darwin last week, its like Witney!....the capital of the northern territory (where you could fit about 3 united kingdoms) the capital of this state is like Witney! haha.

Went and visited Fannie Bay when i was there, was very nice but not what i was expecting.

Got back last Friday night, played footy on Saturday and won for the first time in 3 games! Then went to Steph's birthday at their flat, she lives with my good friend Rodders. Lovely buffet supplied and a champagne punch which knocked me for 6 after id had 2 cups.
There was a 7 year old boy there (im guessing 7), his mother was a "earth mum" with the biggest breasts i have seen (in the flesh), her partner was wearing some trousers that are identical to my pyjamas (cream with thin brown strips)...i would say my Pyjamas looked better than his trousers. He also had a wallet velcro'ed around his wrist (like the sort of thing you had when you were 11 on holiday).
Well they had to leave abruptly as the little snot, once he'd finished jumping on Rodney's router and throwing stuff around the front room, NEEDED FEEDING!!

Yes that's right Mrs "we live in a commune" Big Boobs needed to take the brat off for his milk, he was also never told off. He was parented on the points system! 5 points if you stay out of the bedroom, 5 points if you can control your urge to pull mummy's boobs out, 50 points says that he'll grow up to be a very weird human being! (probably with very strong bones but what they hey).

Still have not got my visa going through yet, but the boss said it would be sorted today then i'll be straight on a bridging visa (phew!). If not then i'll see all you guys back in the UK around August. If not i'll be back in the new year as the Mrs can't get holiday til then and need to save up to come back to Blighty (what is it 5quid a pint now & 3pound a litre of petrol?).