So this actually happened to a friend of mine...no it was not me.
A couple of friends are driving through this town, with one following the other, as the lead driver was more familiar with his way around.
They have been at the pub and had 2 schooners and halfway through the drive, the following driver is busting for a wee.
Does he:
A. Flash the driver in front to pull over
B. Finish his powerade and start to wee into the empty bottle.
You guessed it he starts filling up the powerade bottle, and its filling up & filling up....until it flowing into his lap when he starts to panic, BANG he drives into the back of the mate he was following as he wasn't paying attention.
The bottle comes out of his hand and covers him in his own urine!
As the lead driver gets out the car and walks back to the drivers window, the following driver is waving him back shouting don't come back here (as he is still weeing into the foot well). But his calls go unread and the lead driver gets to the window to see his mate covered in piss & weeing all over the pedals. And simple says "what the f@ck".
True story.
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